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The Best Short Stage Monologues

Updated November 5, 2019 355 votes 171 voters 20.9k views15 items

List RulesVote up the short monologues from plays that are the best to memorize for auditions and classes.

Anyone who has ever had an acting audition knows how important it is to find the perfect monologue. These monologues from plays are all under two minutes and give a performer the opportunity to showcase their unique talents. Here are 15 of the best short stage monologues.

If you’re hoping to display your dramatic acting, there are a couple of Shakespeare short monologues on this list that will do the trick. If you’re seeking a more modern piece, then something like Imogen’s monologue from Terry Johnson’s play Cleo, Camping, Emmanuelle And Dick may better suit your needs. If you’re a youngster looking to land a stage role, there are a couple of short monologues for auditions featured on this list for you as well.

Some of these are famous short monologues, while others are hidden theater gems. Which do you think are the best short monologues for an audition? Make your voice heard by voting thumbs up or thumbs down on the list below.

  • You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown - Lucy Van Pelt
    Video: YouTube

    Now Linus, I want you to take a good look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute, Charlie Brown, I want Linus to study your face. Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus. Notice how it has failure written all over it. Study it carefully, Linus.

    You rarely see such a good example. Notice the deep lines, the dull, vacant look in the eyes. Yes, I would say this is one of the finest examples of a Failure Face that you're liable to see for a long while.


    Act 1, Scene 1


    • Authors / Creators: Clark Gesner
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  • 2

    My Fair Lady - Eliza Doolittle

    My Fair Lady - Eliza Doolittle
    Video: YouTube

    My aunt died of influenza, so they said. But it’s my belief they done the old woman in. Yes Lord love you! Why should she die of influenza when she come through diphtheria right enough the year before? Fairly blue with it she was.

    They all thought she was dead. But my father, he kept ladling gin down her throat. Then she come to so sudden that she bit the bowl off the spoon. Now, what would you call a woman with that strength in her have to die of influenza, and what become of her new straw hat that should have come to me? Somebody pinched it, and what I say is, them that pinched it, done her in.

    Them she lived with would have killed her for a hatpin, let alone a hat. And as for father ladling the gin down her throat, it wouldn’t have killed her. Not her. Gin was as mother’s milk to her. Besides, he’s poured so much down his own throat that he knew the good of it.


    Act III

    • Authors / Creators: Frederic Loewe , Alan Jay Lerner
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  • 3

    Noises Off - Dotty Otley

    Noises Off - Dotty Otley
    Video: YouTube

    It’s no good you going on. I can’t open sardines and answer the phone. I’ve only got one pair of feet. Hello….Yes, but there’s no one here, love…. No, Mr. Brent’s not here…He lives here, yes, but he don’t live here now because he lives in Spain… Mr. Philip Brent, that’s right….

    The one who writes the plays, that’s him, only now he writes them in Spain… No, she’s in Spain, too, they’re all in Spain, there’s no one here… Am I in Spain? No, I’m not in Spain, dear. I look after the house for him, but I go home at one o’clock on Wednesday, only I’ve got a nice plate of sardines to put my feet up with, because it’s the royal what’s-it’s called on the telly — the royal you know — where’s the paper, then?

    And if it’s to do with letting the house then you’ll have to ring the house-agents, because they’re the agents for the house…. Squire Squire, Hackham and who’s the other one…? No, they’re not in Spain, they’re next to the phone in the study. Squire, Squire, Hackham, and hold on, I’ll go and look. Always the same, isn’t it. Soon as you take the weight off your feet, down it all comes on your head.


    Act 1, Scene 1


    • Authors / Creators: Michael Frayn
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    Beauty IS a Beast - Princess Beauty

    Beauty IS a Beast - Princess Beauty
    Video: YouTube

    (Monologue for young girls)

    I never thought I could live without my beauty, but I guess I can.
    But, I can't just go back to the way I was. I like my new life.
    I just don't want to be who I was before. I can never be as good as Honor.

    (To HONOR)

    I'm still not as beautiful as you are, sister. I don't think I ever can be.

    I used to think I was the most beautiful woman in the kingdom, but not anymore. Now I think you've always been the most beautiful the whole time, I just couldn't see it.

    No, Fairy Godmother, don't change me back. I don't think I want my old beauty anymore. It does me more harm than good.


    Part 14



    • Authors / Creators: D.M. Larson
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