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The Best 'Shrek' Quotes

Updated June 19, 2019 1.0k votes 195 voters 11.5k views25 items

The best Shrek quotes make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Shrek, with the help of your votes. Starring Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz, Shrek was directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson and released in 2001.

What are your favorite lines from Shrek? One of the memorable one-liners was when Donkey said, "We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!" Another great line from Shrek is, "I live in a swamp! I put up signs! I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do to get a little privacy?!" spoken by Shrek.

Vote up your top Shrek quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    Waffles

    Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!

     

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      In My Swamp

      Shrek: (to all the fairy tale creatures in his swamp) What are you doing in my swamp?!!

       

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        Donkey On The Edge

        Donkey: All right, nobody move! I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it! I'm a donkey on the edge!

         

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          That'll Do

          Shrek: (finally gets Donkey to cross the bridge) That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.

           

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