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The Funniest Quotes From 'Sixteen Candles' 

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Updated January 28, 2020 137 votes 29 voters 15 items

The best Sixteen Candles quotes will make you remember what a great movie it is even if you haven't seen it in a while. John Hughes made many classic teen films throughout the 1980s and 90s. One that has stood the test of time is Sixteen Candles, starring Molly Ringwald and Paul Dooley. With funny one-liners, memorable lines, and well-written Sixteen Candles movie quotes, there is still something in this movie for teenagers today to learn from. 

The best Sixteen Candles quotes have been accumulated here. Travel back in time to the 80s, and vote for the lines you still quote to this day. 

I Can't Believe This is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Quotes From 'Sixteen Candles'
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I Can't Believe This

Samantha: I can't believe this. They f*cking forgot my birthday.

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Make a Wish is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Quotes From 'Sixteen Candles'
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Make a Wish

Samantha: Thanks for getting my undies back.

Jake: Thanks for coming over.

Samantha: Thanks for coming to get me.

Jake: Happy Birthday, Samantha. Make a wish.

Samantha: It already came true.

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Remember Lots of Things ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Quotes From 'Sixteen Candles'
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Remember Lots of Things

Brenda Baker: Can you remember to turn off the stove in twenty minutes?

Samantha: I can remember lots of things.

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Sexy Girlfriend is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Quotes From 'Sixteen Candles'
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Sexy Girlfriend

Long Duk Dong: Ohhh, sexy girlfriend!... Bonzai!

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