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15 Random 'Skyrim' Quotes That Are Way Funnier Than They Should Be 

Kyle Townsend
Updated April 1, 2020 513 votes 110 voters 4.6k views 15 items

As the fifth installment of The Elder Scrolls franchise, Skyrim is easily one of most popular action role-playing games of all time. It’s also one of the most theorized about and quoted. While the setting and gameplay veer more toward the somber side, there are plenty of funny Skyrim quotes that may have had you snickering in between (and long after) your various quests.

Sure, everybody knows the famous quote "I used to be an adventurer like you," but there plenty of other funny quotes said by various NPCs throughout the game. Some are oddly inspirational, while others are just downright ridiculous.

Whether it's been years since you first played or you're currently making your way through one of the many recent Elder Scrolls V ports, vote up all your favorite funny Skyrim quotes.

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Possibly Both is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list 15 Random 'Skyrim' Quotes That Are Way Funnier Than They Should Be
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Possibly Both

Either I'm drunk, or you're naked. Possibly both.

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I've Seen Better is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list 15 Random 'Skyrim' Quotes That Are Way Funnier Than They Should Be
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I've Seen Better

I've seen better. Well, maybe not.

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Consummate Our Love is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list 15 Random 'Skyrim' Quotes That Are Way Funnier Than They Should Be
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Consummate Our Love

Moira the Hagraven:

Darling! I've been waiting for you to return, to consummate our love!

Dovahkiin

Umm... Actually, I was hoping to get the ring back.

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Watch the Magic is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 15 Random 'Skyrim' Quotes That Are Way Funnier Than They Should Be
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Watch the Magic

Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch the magic!

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