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15 Random 'Skyrim' Quotes That Are Way Funnier Than They Should Be

As the fifth installment of The Elder Scrolls franchise, Skyrim is easily one of most popular action role-playing games of all time. It’s also one of the most theorized about and quoted. While the setting and gameplay veer more toward the somber side, there are plenty of funny Skyrim quotes that may have had you snickering in between (and long after) your various quests.

Sure, everybody knows the famous quote "I used to be an adventurer like you," but there plenty of other funny quotes said by various NPCs throughout the game. Some are oddly inspirational, while others are just downright ridiculous.

Whether it's been years since you first played or you're currently making your way through one of the many recent Elder Scrolls V ports, vote up all your favorite funny Skyrim quotes.

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    Possibly Both

    Either I'm drunk, or you're naked. Possibly both.

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      170 VOTES

      My Wife!

      And he says to the man, "That's not a horker! That's my wife!

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        148 VOTES

        Consummate Our Love

        Moira the Hagraven:

        Darling! I've been waiting for you to return, to consummate our love!

        Dovahkiin

        Umm... Actually, I was hoping to get the ring back.

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          194 VOTES

          A Random Stranger to Murder

          Perhaps we should find a random stranger to murder. Practice does make perfect.

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            Funny?