As the fifth installment of The Elder Scrolls franchise, Skyrim is easily one of most popular action role-playing games of all time. It’s also one of the most theorized about and quoted. While the setting and gameplay veer more toward the somber side, there are plenty of funny Skyrim quotes that may have had you snickering in between (and long after) your various quests.
Sure, everybody knows the famous quote "I used to be an adventurer like you," but there plenty of other funny quotes said by various NPCs throughout the game. Some are oddly inspirational, while others are just downright ridiculous.
Whether it's been years since you first played or you're currently making your way through one of the many recent Elder Scrolls V ports, vote up all your favorite funny Skyrim quotes.
- Photo: Skyrim / Bethesda Softworks1198 VOTES
Either I'm drunk, or you're naked. Possibly both.Funny?
- Photo: Skyrim / Bethesda Softworks2170 VOTES
And he says to the man, "That's not a horker! That's my wife!Funny?
- Photo: Bethesda Game Studios3148 VOTES
Consummate Our Love
Moira the Hagraven:
Darling! I've been waiting for you to return, to consummate our love!
Umm... Actually, I was hoping to get the ring back.Funny?
- Photo: Skyrim / Bethesda Softworks4194 VOTES
A Random Stranger to Murder
Perhaps we should find a random stranger to murder. Practice does make perfect.Funny?