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The Best Quotes From 'Slither' Are So Funny It's Scary  

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The best quotes from Slither make you realize how awesome the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while, let's rank the greatest Slither quotes, with the help of your votes. Starring Nathan Fillion, Elizabeth Banks, and Michael Rooker, Slither was directed by James Gunn and was released in 2006. These quotes prove the film seamlessly blends both the horror and comedy genres.

What are your favorite lines from Slither? One of the memorable one-liners was when Bill Pardy said, "Your momma wasn’t too proud when you came out neither, Wally" Another great line from Slither is, "I'm surprised you're able to lift a mug, you've been carrying that torch for so long." Spoken by Wally who was played by Don Thompson.

Vote up all the quotes from Slither you want to see at the top of the list, regardless of which character they come from.

Wasn't Too Proud is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Quotes From 'Slither' Are So Funny It's Scary
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Wasn't Too Proud

Bill Pardy: Two nights ago, a mare was stolen from this property owned by Fitzgibbon, that rancher with the cleft palate.

Wally: I know that guy, he looks like a chipmunk.

Bill Pardy: Your momma wasn't too proud when you came out neither, Wally.

 

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That Reminds Me is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Quotes From 'Slither' Are So Funny It's Scary
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That Reminds Me

Wally: I'm surprised you're able to lift a mug, you've been carrying that torch for so long.

Bill Pardy: Oh, that reminds me. There's something I wanted to tell you.

Wally: What's that?

Bill Pardy: F*ck you, fata**.

 

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Finding A Needle is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Quotes From 'Slither' Are So Funny It's Scary
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Finding A Needle

Wally: Like finding a needle in a f*ck-stack.

 

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A Million Years is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Quotes From 'Slither' Are So Funny It's Scary
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A Million Years

Grant Grant: I've been around a million years! You think you can f*ck with me?

Bill Pardy: Yep.

 

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