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Soccer Players Best Soccer Team  

Tao Van Rooyen Reyes
12 items

Hopes it brings a smile to you.

1
Lionel Messi is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Best Soccer Team

I think Messi is the GOAT. He has all the qualoties such as passing, finishing dribling, crossing, etc. There is no thing Messi is not good at.

2
Zlatan Ibrahimović is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Best Soccer Team

I think Zlatan is more of an acrobat so he is a big entretainer. He can make impossible goals from impossible places.

3
Neymar is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Best Soccer Team

Neymar would have to be one of the most important players since he gives us an inmense amount of foul kicks and penalties for Messi to take.

4
Paul Pogba is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Best Soccer Team

He is a good long shooter and dribbler, but most importantly he is good at dancing.

5
Andrés Iniesta is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Best Soccer Team

Everybody knows that Iniesta is a legend in football and in his club.

6
David Luiz is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Best Soccer Team

He must be good because that would mean he gets paid a lot and that would be the only explanationtion to the money going into the hair stylist.

7
Kevin De Bruyne is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Best Soccer Team

He is in FIFA 19 portrait.

8
Thiago Silva is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Best Soccer Team

His score in FIFA speaks for itself.

9
Gerard Piqué is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Best Soccer Team

Not many people get to have kids with Shaquira.

10
Marcelo Vieira is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Best Soccer Team

Incredible ball handling for a mid fielder.

11
Marc-André ter Stegen is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Best Soccer Team

I have never had more respect for any other golie or even near.

12
Cristiano Ronaldo is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Best Soccer Team

I think Ronaldo would be a good refree if he decided to follow his dreams. He seems to be obsessed with penalties and dives, so I can only assume its because that's the only time he gets his team to score or maybe because he is a hidden master refree. Plus he knows where offside is is cause that always helps him tip the ball in if he's lucky.