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List Rules Songs with masturbation in the title are fair game, but this list focuses mainly on songs about masturbation as a subject.

Come on people, did you really think this list didn't exist somewhere? Almost everyone does it, so don't be bashful when looking at these "self-pleasure" songs. This is a ranked list of all the best songs about masturbation, as voted on by music fans like you. These of the songs included below may have the words "masturbation" in the lyrics or title, while others are only about masturbation as a subject or theme. Songs like the Divinyl's "I Touch Myself" are the most well-known, but there are a few other really solid tracks as well.

Music isn't typically categorized by the meaning of the words, so this music list is a great way to find some solid tracks that are thematically similar. Vote for the masturbation songs that you enjoy the most, and downvote ones if you think they're not worthy of being high on the list. If one of your top songs is missing, add it to the list so others can vote for it too. Many genres of music are featured below, including rock, pop, folk, metal, and more.
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I Touch Myself Divinyls

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She Bop Cyndi Lauper

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Longview Green Day

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Blister in the Sun Violent Femmes

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Turning Japanese is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Songs About Masturbation
Ken Schroeder added Turning Japanese The Vapors

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Thinking of You A Perfect Circle

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Only the Lonely - Roy Orbison is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Songs About Masturbation
Ken Schroeder added Only the Lonely - Roy Orbison

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Pictures of Lily the Who is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Songs About Masturbation

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Thinking About You Radiohead

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talitha_eve added Rosie Jackson Browne

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Spanked Van Halen

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Touch of My Hand Britney Spears

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6 10
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Holding My Own The Darkness

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4 9
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punksnotdead added Jeder Mensch ist mal alleine Strassenjungs

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punksnotdead added Femtex Therapy?

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punksnotdead added Frank liegt krank im Schrank Morgenrot

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Sodomy is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Songs About Masturbation
punksnotdead added Sodomy Hair - Original Broadway Cast