Updated September 30, 2020 2.0K votes 674 voters 52.1K views
Here are the best South Park Halloween episodes, including new episodes from the latest season. Whether you're looking for the one where Cartman and the boys dress up as the Avengers in "A Nightmare on Face Time" or when Ike gets possessed by Michael Jackson in "Dead Celebrities," this list of South Park Halloween episodes also includes popular fan favorites, like "Pinkeye," "Spookyfish," and "Sons a Witches." What is your favorite Halloween episode from South Park?
The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judged a costume contest.
Memorable Quotes:
Cartman: I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.
Puffy: So remember kids, dressing up like Hitler in school isn't cool.
Satan returns to Earth to throw a huge members-only Halloween party in Los Angeles, and the boys keep summoning the ghost of Biggie Smalls--which means that he's going to miss the party.
Memorable Quotes:
Biggie Smalls: This is your fault, homie. You've got to get me to Los Angeles, or I'm gonna smoke your *ss. Butters: Oh, hamburgers!
Satan: This party has to be the bomb! Don't you get it?! When everyone sees the Ferrari cake, they will shudder and know my greatness!
The boys are excited to go Trick-or-Treating, dressed as the Avengers, but Stan is unable to come because Randy has bought a Blockbuster Video franchise location in South Park and needs everybody ready to help with the Halloween rental rush.
Memorable Quotes:
Cartman: It's Stan's sutpid Captain America costume, that's what's throwing everybody off. How is everybody supposed to get that I'm the Hulk when Captain America is on freakin' Face Time! Kenny: Trick-or-Treat! Mr. Peterson: Ooohhh! It's the Avengers! Cartman: That's right! Man at the next house: Oh, and Honey Boo Boo! Kids, come see the green Honey Boo Boo!
The rock band Korn visits South Park during Halloween to solve the mystery of the pirate ghosts that are terrifying the town.
Memorable Quotes:
Jimbo Kern: Aw, man, Ned! This ain't a whore house, it's a horr-or house!
Cartman: Oh sweet. The "Life-Sized Blow-up Antonio Banderas Love Doll." What a cool Christmas present.
Jonathan Davis: Well, that does it! Something funny is going on here! Your missing Grandma must be connected to somehow to those creepy Pirate Ghosts! David Silveria: They're not Pirate Ghosts, Jonathan! They're Ghost Pirates! Jonathan Davis: Huh? David Silveria: Pirate Ghost would suggest that a pirate died and became a ghost, but a Ghost Pirate is a ghost that later made a concious decision to be a pirate! Munky: No, David! Then they are Pirate Ghosts because they're the ghosts of pirates! Fieldy: You're wrong because there were no pirates in Colarado! So these must be ghosts that decided to become pirates after the fact! Jonathan Davis: But that makes them Pirate Ghosts! David Silveria: No! It makes them Ghost Pirates! Munky: Pirate Ghosts! Head: Guys! Guys! Guys! Fighting isn't gonna solve anything! Don't you see? This is exactly what those Ghost Pirates want us to do! Jonathan Davis: Pirate Ghosts!
At the annual Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone.
Memorable Quotes:
Cartman: Okay, first of all, we need a scary place to lure her into. What is the creepiest place in town? Ross Dress for Less, that's right. Stan and Kyle will wait inside the Ross Dress for Less, and I will bring Heidi there. Once inside, Kenny and Butters will set off a series of explosions that will- Stan: Wait wait wait wait. What the fuck are you talking about? Cartman: This is how we're going to get rid of Heidi. Kyle: Nobody's talking about getting rid of Heidi! Cartman: You guys said you would help me get rid of her! Kyle: OF THE WITCH! Cartman: Who cares about a witch?! My life is a living hell, you guys! Kyle: Then break up with her! You clearly can't stand her! LET THE POOR GIRL GO! Cartman: I've tried! It's impossible!
Garrison: Everybody follow me! I've got tons of Jack, tons of crack, and a jet! The Men: Party's back on! We did it, guys!
Stan thinks his new pet fish is evil after it kills two people in his bedroom. Also, the parallel-universe version of Cartman shows up in South Park, and everyone likes him more than the real Cartman.
Memorable Quotes:
Cartman: You guys are hella stupid. Stan: Why do you keep saying 'hella", Cartman? Cartman: 'Cuz I'm hella cool, that's why.
Evil Cartman: I'm sorry I caused so much trouble. This is all very strange to me, too. Chef: Exactly what do you remember? Evil Cartman: Well, I was just standing around, and Stan and Kyle were being really mean, as usual, and Kenny had just bought a new car. Chef: Of course! That's it! Stan: What? Chef: Don't you see, children? This Cartman is from an evil, parallel universe where everything exists as its opposite! Cartman: He's my evil twin? But he doesn't even look that much like me; he's all fat and stuff. He's hella lying. Kyle: Will you stop saying that word?! Stan: Of course! My pet goldfish must be from the evil, opposite universe, too! Chef: Children, somewhere in South Park, something has created a door to the evil, parallel universe! Evil Cartman: This is amazing! I can't believe how nice you are, Chef. Chef: How do you mean? Evil Cartman: In my world, you're a skinny, white insurance salesman.
