List Rules Vote up the sassiest lines and best burns from the entire Star Trek franchise.
Star Trek has been an institution of science-fiction in the world since it first debuted back in the late 1960s. In more than 50 years of broadcast across seven television series and 10 films, Star Trek has had its fair share of amazing, and funny, insults thrown about from one character to another. You probably don't think about it often when you consider Star Trek, but some characters had incredible one-liners and insults attributed to them—but which insulting lines are best?
For fans of the series, some of these will be pretty obvious while other quotes are less familiar. We could have included over a dozen excellent insults in Klingon, but wanted to keep them culturally familiar and in English, so you won't find any mentions of "Hab SoSlIj Quch!" here. What you will find are some of the best-written and cleverest insults spread about more than 50 years of amazing television and film.
Check out the list of funny lines below and be sure to vote up the most insulting quotes.
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God I liked him better before he died.Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
It would be most interesting to impress your memory engrams on a computer, Doctor. The resulting torrential flood of illogic would be most entertaining.Spock, "The Ultimate Computer"
I’m trying to thank you, you pointed-eared hobgoblin!Leonard "Bones" McCoy, "Bread and Circuses"
I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away as garbage.Korax, "Trials and Tribble-ations"
Yes, Genesis! How can you be deaf with ears like that?Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Double dumbass on you!James T. Kirk, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Are you out of your Vulcan mind!?Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Star Trek: Into Darkness
Eat any good books lately?Q, "Déjà Q"
Microbrain, growl for me! Let me know you still care!Q, "Q Who"
What makes you think you're a man? You're an overgrown jackrabbit. An elf with a hyperactive thyroid.James T. Kirk, "This Side of Paradise"
You obtuse piece of flotsam!Q, "All Good Things..."
I have never before questioned the intelligence of any representative of the Federation . . . until now!James T. Kirk, "The Trouble With Tribbles"
Up yer shaft!Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
I don't like the Dominion, I don't like what it stands for, and I don't like you.Benjamin Sisko, "A Time to Stand"
And you're a liar. I think we both understand each other.James T. Kirk, "Mudd's Women"
All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed!James T. Kirk, "This Side of Paradise"
Would you leave us, Merrick? The thoughts of one man to another cannot possibly interest you.Proconsul, Star Trek: The Original Series: Crucible: Kirk: The Star to Every Wandering
On the contrary. I find you obvious and vulgar.Jean Luc Picard, "The Devil's Due"
Weren't you one of the little people?Q, "Q-Less"
Only a veruul would use such language in public.William T. Riker, "The Defector"