Here are the best quotes from Adam McKay's 2008 comedy film Step Brothers. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly star as two immature adults who are forced to live as brothers when their single parents get together. Intitally, the boys fight and argue about everything, but once they realize they both find John Stamos attractive (among other similarities), the pair becomes best friends. Which is evident when Dale tells Brennan, "You have the voice of an angel." It is full other famous Step Brothers quotes as well. What are your favorite Step Brothers quotes or lines?
Vote up the most memorable funny Step Brothers quotes, and see why it's called one of the most quotable movies ever.
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Catches Me Out Of The Shower
Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the weiner.Love this quote?
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Brennan Huff: Your drumset's a wh*re! I tea bagged your drumset!
Dale Doback: My drumset's a guy, so it makes you gay, you f*cker!Love this quote?
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Dad, We're Men
Dale Doback: Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to sh*t with the door open, we talk about p*ssy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.
Dr. Robert Doback: We literally have never done any of those things.Love this quote?
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Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?
Brennan Huff: If you lick my b*tthole.Love this quote?