Here are the best quotes from Adam McKay's 2008 comedy film Step Brothers. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly star as two immature adults who are forced to live as brothers when their single parents get together. Intitally, the boys fight and argue about everything, but once they realize they both find John Stamos attractive (among other similarities), the pair becomes best friends. Which is evident when Dale tells Brennan, "You have the voice of an angel." It is full other famous Step Brothers quotes as well. What are your favorite Step Brothers quotes or lines?
Vote up the most memorable funny Step Brothers quotes, and see why it's called one of the most quotable movies ever.
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Dale Doback: On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.
Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Velociraptor.
Brennan Huff: Favorite non-p*rnographic magazine to m*sturbate to.
Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Good Housekeeping.
Brennan Huff: If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with?
Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: John Stamos.
Dale Doback: [stomps foot] What?
Brennan Huff: Did we just become best friends?
Dale Doback: Yep!
[they high five each other]
Brennan Huff: Do you wanna do karate in the garage?
Dale Doback: Yep!Love this quote?
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Dad, We're Men
Dale Doback: Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to sh*t with the door open, we talk about p*ssy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.
Dr. Robert Doback: We literally have never done any of those things.Love this quote?
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Dr. Robert Doback: You jagaloons! You're failures! FAILURES!
Brennan Huff: Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric f*ck!
Nancy Huff: Brennan.
Brennan Huff: Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000.
Nancy Huff: Oh, stop it! Stop it right...
Brennan Huff: Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your *ss...
Nancy Huff: Brennan!
Brennan Huff: ...you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces sh*t!Love this quote?
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Brennan Huff: Your drumset's a wh*re! I tea bagged your drumset!
Dale Doback: My drumset's a guy, so it makes you gay, you f*cker!Love this quote?