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The Funniest Quotes From 'Step Brothers'

Here are the best quotes from Adam McKay's 2008 comedy film Step Brothers. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly star as two immature adults who are forced to live as brothers when their single parents get together. Intitally, the boys fight and argue about everything, but once they realize they both find John Stamos attractive (among other similarities), the pair becomes best friends. Which is evident when Dale tells Brennan, "You have the voice of an angel." It is full other famous Step Brothers quotes as well. What are your favorite Step Brothers quotes or lines?

Vote up the most memorable funny Step Brothers quotes, and see why it's called one of the most quotable movies ever.

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    Sweaty

    Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?

    Brennan Huff: I was watching Cops.

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    Boats

    Brennan Huff: Boats and h*es!

    Dale Doback: Gotta have me my boats and h*es!

     

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    No Television

    Dr. Robert Doback: Alright, that's it! You guys leave me no choice! No television for a week!

    Dale Doback: WHAT!?

    Nancy Huff: We are so serious!

    Brennan Huff: You're f*ckin' high!

    Nancy Huff: This remote goes in Robert's room and it stays there...

    Brennan Huff: This house is a f*cking prison!

    Dale Doback: On Planet Bullsh*t!

    Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel D*cks!

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    Catches Me Out Of The Shower

    Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the weiner.

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