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The Funniest Quotes From 'Step Brothers'  

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Here are the best quotes from Adam McKay's 2008 comedy film Step Brothers. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly star as two immature adults who are forced to live as brothers when their single parents get together. Intitally, the boys fight and argue about everything, but once they realize they both find John Stamos attractive (among other similarities), the pair becomes best friends. What are your favorite Step Brothers quotes?

Vote up the most memorable and funny Step Brothers quotes, and see why it's called one of the most quotable movies ever.

Best Friends is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Quotes From 'Step Brothers'
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Best Friends

Dale Doback: On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.

Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Velociraptor.

Brennan Huff: Favorite non-p*rnographic magazine to m*sturbate to.

Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Good Housekeeping.

Brennan Huff: If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with?

Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: John Stamos.

Dale Doback: [stomps foot] What?

Brennan Huff: Did we just become best friends?

Dale Doback: Yep!

[they high five each other]

Brennan Huff: Do you wanna do karate in the garage?

Dale Doback: Yep!

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Voice of an Angel is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Quotes From 'Step Brothers'
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Voice of an Angel

Dale Doback: [after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

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Dad, We're Men is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Quotes From 'Step Brothers'
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Dad, We're Men

Dale Doback: Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to sh*t with the door open, we talk about p*ssy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.

[brief pause]

Dr. Robert Doback: We literally have never done any of those things.

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Tea Bagged is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Quotes From 'Step Brothers'
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Tea Bagged

Brennan Huff: Your drumset's a wh*re! I tea bagged your drumset!

Dale Doback: My drumset's a guy, so it makes you gay, you f*cker!

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