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The Greatest Sterling Archer Quotes

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If you're looking for the perfect blend of wisdom and general jack*ssery, look no further than this amazing collection of the greatest Sterling Archer quotes ever. Whether you're heading to the d-d-d-danger zone or just want a good excuse to start drinking before noon, Archer has you covered with quotes about being the best at what he does.

These quotes from the man himself are the best Archer quotes in the history of the most interesting (animated) spy in the world.

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    Pop Goes The Weasel

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    Ants In Your Pants

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    Coke And A Smile

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    Food For Thought

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