The Greatest Sterling Archer Quotes

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Vote up the Sterling Archer sayings that are just too perfect.

If you're looking for the perfect blend of wisdom and general jack*ssery, look no further than this amazing collection of the greatest Sterling Archer quotes ever. Whether you're heading to the d-d-d-danger zone or just want a good excuse to start drinking before noon, Archer has you covered with quotes about being the best at what he does.

These quotes from the man himself are the best Archer quotes in the history of the most interesting (animated) spy in the world.

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  • 1
    378 VOTES

    Drink Up

    Drink Up
    Photo: FX
    378 votes
  • 2
    300 VOTES

    Slurred Lines

    Slurred Lines
    Photo: FX
    300 votes
  • 3
    379 VOTES

    Like A Unicorn

    Like A Unicorn
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    379 votes
  • 4
    343 VOTES

    Bloody Hell

    Bloody Hell
    Photo: FX
    343 votes
  • 5
    253 VOTES

    Ants In Your Pants

    Ants In Your Pants
    Photo: FX
    253 votes
  • 6
    237 VOTES

    Eye See What You Did There

    Eye See What You Did There
    Photo: FX
    237 votes