It has to be tough to be a stripper. First of all, you’ve got to buy all of those sexy outfits! And secondly it’s probably really hard to learn all of the moves that it takes to be a successful dancer who can also remove their (very sexy) clothes at the same time. Add in the infamous stripper pole and unless you've got the skills (and the core strength), there is likely a stripper pole fail in your near future.
After watching all of the pole dancing videos on this list, it’s obvious that you’ve either got it or you don’t. You can study all you want but if you don’t have the goods you’ll never make it to the top of Stripper Mountain. Heads up, if you’re at work this list is SUPER NSFW. Like, the most NSFW, so maybe wait to read this list of the best stripper pole fails until you get home.
On this list of funny stripper pole fails, we’ve got everything from nerds who think they can do a fireman’s spin in their kitchen to drunk bridesmaids at weddings and honest to goodness professionals who were just having an off night (we hope). We don’t know if anyone was hurt in the process of filming these stripper pole fails, but we do know that they’re all hilarious.So get off the pole and check out these stripper fail videos, be sure to vote for the most epic fails, and probably don't try this at home.
Moscow Stripping Competition
At a stripping tournament in Moscow, this competitor shows just how fast she can spin on the pole. She spins so hard that she spins right off!She's a true professional though, because even off the pole, she's graceful, pointing her toes and extending her legs. Her landing deserves a 10/10.
That's One Way to Get Someone in the Dark
1. How did this guy not realize that he was going to cartwheel into his lights?
2. Does he he have a chandelier in his stripping room?
3. How does one decide on which room in their house would make for a proper stripping room?
She Should Have Seen This Coming
When your camera guy (we're being generous) questions the stability of your stripper pole you might want to heed his advice.
Hot Blonde Calls BS on Stripper Pole
A very flexible blonde knows how to dip it low on the pole in the middle of her living room. Her twirling though, needs a little help.After flying off the pole and letting out a fantastic scream on the way down, she points a finger and calls it a "Bullsh*t Strip Pole." When really, we all know it's made of metal.