What is the best Succession quote from season 3? Succession has long been known for its' sharp writing full of fast zingers, hilarious one-liners, bad puns delivered with the utmost irony, zany insults, and seemingly made up phrases that are so funny they'll make you snort your very rare and practically priceless glass of Pingus (1996) that your godfather gave you out of your nostrils. Whether it's a Loganism, a K-bomb, an off the top rope depraved comment from Roman, or another clever dime from Shiv, Tom, Cousin Greg, or any of the show's many supporting characters, Succession is full of the best lines in television. So, what's the best quote from season 3 of Succession? What Succession quotes made you laugh out loud?
Luckily, you have to look no further than episode one. Roman's "I’d lay you badly but I’d lay you gladly" quip stands out. As do Karl's "This is the full Baskin Robbins. Thirty-one flavors of f*ck right there," and Cousin Greg's "This is like OJ. Except, I mean, if OJ never killed anyone." Some of the best Succession quotes rise out of the back-and-forth banter between characters, with one character setting up another for a punchline, like when Kendall said, "All I am asking is for us to move forward from a position of truth." To which Shiv responded, "And are we excluded from the kingdom of heaven unless we accept the one true truth?"
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Tom: I don't mean to be insulting, but having been around a bit, my hunch is that you're going to get f*cked because I've seen you get f*cked a lot. And I've never seen Logan get f*cked once.
Tom: I’d castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat.
Tom: You're going to sue Greenpeace? I like your style, Greg. Who do you think you're going to go after next? Save the Children?
Shiv: Nothing's more dangerous than a second-rate individual who sees his chance.
Roman: Just wanted to let you know, new dad just dropped.
Tom: You're still on contraception. It's just like throwing so much cake batter at a brick wall.