The Best 'Superbad' Quotes  

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The best Superbad quotes make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Superbad, with the help of your votes. Starring Michael Cera and Jonah Hill, Superbad was directed by Greg Mottola and released in 2007.

What are your favorite lines from Superbad? One of the memorable one-liners was when Seth said, "Do you have any normal sized clothes or do you only shop at the Baby Gap?" Another great line from Superbad is, "Yeah... they said that would happen in health class." spoken by Evan.

Vote up your top Superbad quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

Bottle Of Lube is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best 'Superbad' Quotes
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Bottle Of Lube

Seth: What, you think Becca's going to be psyched that you brought a bottle of lube? "Oh, Evan! Thank you so much for bringing that lube for my pussy! I could never handle your f*cking four-inch dick inside my p*ssy without your gigantic bottle of LUBE!" These girls are 18 years old. They aren't dried up old ladies, man. They're good to go!

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My Back is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best 'Superbad' Quotes
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My Back

Seth: Well, Jules, funny thing about my back is it's located on my c*ck! ha ha!


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Like Aladdin is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best 'Superbad' Quotes
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Like Aladdin

Fogell: Oh oh, I forgot to tell you: my mom said we could have the TV from the basement...

Evan: Shut the f*ck up, man. He's gonna hear you. Just be quiet; wait until he goes away.

Fogell: You still haven't told him that we're rooming together?

Evan: Fogell, shut the f*ck up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.


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The First Time is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best 'Superbad' Quotes
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The First Time

Seth: Are you insane?! Look at Jules's dating record, she dated Dan Remmeck who's had a six pack since like kindergarten. Jason Stone who looks like Zack Morris, and Matt Muer he's the sweetest guy! Have you ever stared into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.


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