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My qualifications for this list are simple. The highest your strengths are in all three of the required categories - Social Skills, Physical Abilities and Gameplay, the higher you are to the top of this list. People who were extraordinarily strong in only some of these categories, but not all, are here... but lower. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Yul Kwon is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Survivor Players Ever
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Cook Islands - Winner

Social:10
Physical: 10
Gameplay: 10

Yul had it all. He was likeable from beginning to end. He was in amazing shape (hello, nurse!) and he was sharp as a tack. This was a guy who had never watched Survivor. He was able to read the group, make alliances and ultimately control the game. He did this in a way that made it look easy. I will admit, yes... the alliance he played against was pretty much what I liked to call the Mouth Breather Brigade... and that helped. But he took his underdog alliance to victory with the help of the Superhuman Ozzy and he played an awesome game.

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Rob Mariano is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Survivor Players Ever
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Marquesas, 2 All Stars (Made it to the end of the first All-Stars w/Amber), Heros & Villains (game scuttled by Tyson's bonehead move), finally won Redemption Island.

Social: 10
Physical: 10
Gameplay: 10

I love this guy. He is my secret boyfriend. Watching him play on the first All-Stars was pure awesome television and displayed all the reason why I love the game. I watched him rule his alliance... hell, he ruled the whole bunch of them. He dominated physically, and I watched - AMAZED - as week after week the people he was supposedly playing against protected him. That's some serious social playing, right there. He read the room, and he sat back and did whatever it was that needed to be done. On his second AllStar outing, he could have gone to the end if it hadn't been for making an alliance with Tyson, whose stupidity ruined Rob's Alliance and gave Russell the foothold he needed. Should Russell be above Rob for that rather brilliant outmaneouver? No. Russell, as you will see when you get to his score, may have been one of the best strategists, but his gameplay would never have allowed a win.

Watching Rob play Survivor is one of my favorite things. He is a leader, he can think multiple steps ahead, and he's hilarious.

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Parvati Shallow is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Survivor Players Ever
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Cook Islands, Micronesia, Heroes vs Villains - Winner of Micronesia

Social:10
Physical: 9
Gameplay: 9

I never liked her. Probably because I'm a girl... but still. I loathed her the first time. Started to warm up a little the second time... and then. Watching her rule Russell in Heroes vs. Villains was ... however... one of the greatest things ever. The fact that she didn't win that season is one of the tragedies of Survivor. She can manipulate men... even women... in ways that astound. Her gameplay was smart, if not genius... what she lacked in strategy, she made up for in her abilities to read people. To know which way they were swinging. And best of all, she could talk her way into and out of any number of holes.

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#1 on The Best Survivor Contestants That Ever Played

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Tom Westman is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Survivor Players Ever
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Palau - Winner

Social: 9
Physical: 10
Gameplay: 8

Oh, Tom. Watching him play his season was like eating warm pot-roast on a cold day with the fire burning in the fireplace. Pure satisfaction watching him lead his alliance with the most shocking ease... truly, a guy who arguably could be said that he won his season based entirely off leadership and being a decent person. He was easy to admire for his physicality and it was a real joy to watch him lead his tribe to beat the arrogant "younger" gym-muscle alliance over and over again. I choose to omit from my brain some of that holier-than-thou bulls**t he spouted to Ian at the end - BUT, it did get him to the end. And once there, there was no one who would NOT vote for him. He may not have been much of a strategist, but he got to the end with enough of the other two aspects... and he did it in such a way that, for me, makes him one of the best players of the game.

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#8 on The Best Survivor Contestants That Ever Played

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