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The Funniest Quotes From 'Take the Money and Run'

The best quotes from Take the Money and Run make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Take the Money and Run, with the help of your votes. Starring Woody Allen, Janet Margolin, and Marcel Hillaire, Take the Money and Run was directed by Woody Allen and was released in 1969. A classic Woody Allen movie, Take the Money and Run has a 90% on Rotten Tomatoes with an 80% audience score.

What are your favorite lines from Take the Money and Run? One of the memorable one-liners was when Louise said, "He’d have the gang over for a meeting and I’d put out a little tray of pretzels and bullets." Another great line from Take the Money and Run is, "Nobody wears beige to a bank robbery!" Spoken by Virgil Starkwell who was played by Woody Allen.

Vote up all the Take the Money and Run quotes you want to see at the top of the list, regardless of which character they come from.

  • 5

    Gave Up The Idea

    Virgil Starkwell: After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.


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    • 6

      Raining Outside

      Virgil Starkwell: ​​ Do you know if it's raining outside?

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      • 7


        Virgil Starkwell: Nobody wears beige to a bank robbery!


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        • 8

          Doing It Right

          Virgil Starkwell: And he said, "Well, do I think that sex is dirty", and I , I said, "It is if you're doing it right."


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