Entertainment 18 Of The Nastiest, Classiest, Sassiest Teen Movie HBICs  

Rebecca Shortall
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HBIC. Head. Bitch. In. Charge. For decades, these enigmatic encapsulations of bitchery have ruled high school hallways with a perfectly manicured iron fist. They've cut the chaff from cheer squads. They've thrown lesser mortals off prom committees. They've told wannabes they can't sit with them at lunch. Sure, they’re bitches, but they're the most loveable bitches in cinema. Yes, indeed, these are bad bitches you love to hate.

You love and loathe boss-ass bitches in teen movies. They're the ones you can't stop talking about after the credits roll. This movie archetype is as prevalent as the maverick cop who doesn't play by the rules or the underdog who takes down his adversary when the odds are against them. So why not revel in reprehensible behavior and bask in the boss-ass bitchiness?

Head Bitches are cunning, devious, manipulative… Okay, that seems like a bunch of bad qualities, but you can't help "yas queen"-ing along to their bitchy on-screen smack-downs. They're bad bitches we love to hate. Brush up on the best HBICs of all time and check out these chicas diablas. Then, leave your two cents in the comments section below. 

Regina George is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 18 Of The Nastiest, Classiest, Sassiest Teen Movie HBICs
Photo:  Paramount Pictures

Like it or not, Mean Girls is a generation-defining film. Depending on your circle of friends, it's possible not a single day goes by you don't hear a quote from this movie. But can a movie really be considered classic without a great movie villain? Enter Regina George, played to peak-bitch perfection by Rachel McAdams, who makes a hell of an entrance. As in, slow-motion walking down the school hall while boys slam their bodies into lockers out of admiration and fear.

Regina George has become synonymous with Head Bitch in Charge. For millennials, she's the first face that springs to mind when you're asked to picture a high school mean girl. She's a master manipulator and it took a team of teens, plus a school bus, to bring her down. There aren't many queen bees with such a death grip on the high school crown.

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Kathryn Merteuil is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 18 Of The Nastiest, Classiest, Sassiest Teen Movie HBICs
Photo:  Columbia Pictures

Two words: Cocaine. Crucifix. That's all you need to know about why Kathryn Merteuil earns her place on this list of the baddest bitches in the teen movie game. Kathryn, played with sexy coke-sniffing aplomb by Sarah Michelle Gellar, hides her drug addiction in her crucifix necklace, which she unscrews and takes bumps.

No one's endorsing a real cocaine habit. But fictional teen movie cocaine habits hidden in secret religious necklaces? That's something any HBIC aficionado can get behind. Kathryn is a classic teen movie HBIC to the motherf*cking max. To break it down:

First, she makes a bet with her stepbrother about seducing an innocent peer, but during the process of said bet, he develops feelings for the mark. That's a teen movie staple. The stakes of the bet? He can do butt stuff to her (his stepsister, btw) if he wins. Second, she uses religious devotion as a means of masking her evil streak. This HBIC move pops up again on this list. But Kathryn, well, she's an OG. 

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Courtney Alice Shayne From Jawbreaker

Courtney Alice Shayne From Jaw... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 18 Of The Nastiest, Classiest, Sassiest Teen Movie HBICs
Photo:  Tri-Star Pictures

Picking up where Heathers and its death toll left off, Jawbreaker starts off with a mean girl clique, headed by Courtney (Rose McGowan), accidentally killing the fourth member of their gang with a jawbreaker. The cold, calculating Courtney uses her head instead of losing it; they cover up the murder, while bribing the school geek/manslaughter-discoverer with the promise of popularity to keep the murder on the DL.

Does Courtney show any remorse when faced with a death she inadvertently caused? Not really. She's an expert in practicality and compartmentalizing. Courtney may just be the coldest, hardest, meanest HBIC on this whole list. She killed a girl so…

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Jennifer Check is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 18 Of The Nastiest, Classiest, Sassiest Teen Movie HBICs
Photo:  20th Century Fox

It's a damn crime Jennifer's Body is as unappreciated as it is. There's a body pun in there somewhere. Megan Fox isn’t hurting for body appreciation. This little-seen marriage of teen movie and horror flick gave us a queen bee who goes beyond high school evil to real evil. Megan Fox's Jennifer Check is a monster. No – a literal monster.

After she's mistaken for a virgin by an alt-rock band and sacrificed in a Satanic ritual meant to fuel the band's success, not-a-dead-and-not-a-virgin Jennifer develops a taste for human flesh, specifically teenage boys. Jennifer is like a paranormal progression for the mean girl archetype. And it's damn fun to watch.

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