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The Funniest Texts From Deadpool 

Coy Jandreau
Updated September 27, 2019 26.9k votes 5k voters 680.3k views 18 items

List Rules Vote up the funniest Deadpool texts.

Have a friend who just won't stop texting you? That friend who texts at 5am and just can't take the hint? The funny guy who's always playing practical jokes or asking for money? Well, in the Marvel Universe - especially among the X-Men (and poor poor Spider-Man) -  it's the same guy, and that guy is most certainly Deadpool.

The Merc with the Mouth doesn't even need to be talking to run his mouth at his superhero compatriots; that's what texting is for. This is a list of his best texts from the awesome people over at Texts From Superheroes. Wade Wilson's texts to everyone from Punisher to Rhonda Rousey, Wolverine and Spider-Man, as well as Deadpool to Deadpool (from Deadpool)...

So kick back and enjoy the madness that is Deadpool's SMS, and be happy he doesn't have your cell number. These are the funniest texts from Deadpool! Vote up your favorite texts below!
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X-Men's Rotating Door Policy
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Deadpool Loves the Lasagna at That Place
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Netflix Summer 2028 Funs and Guns
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Deadpool Tries to Break Bad with Spider-Pinkman
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