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The Best And Funniest Quotes From 'That '70s Show'

April 29, 2020 1.3k votes 130 voters 2.3k views40 items

Throughout the 90s and early 2000s, viewers could be transported back to that wonderful decade through the best That '70s Show quotes. Eric Foreman and the gang would frequently discuss pop culture of the time whether that meant lengthy discussions on Star Wars or listening to "satanic" metal music. 

However, what kept the show engaging were the lines that were relatable to kids today. Eric's longstanding romance with Donna produced some of the most heartwarming lines on this list about love, but worry not, you'll also come across Kelso's funny one-liners. 

What do you think the best quotes from That 70s Show are? Vote for the quotes you wouldn't mind sitting around the circle with.

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    Your Brain

    Your Brain is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best And Funniest Quotes From 'That '70s Show'
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    Red Forman: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity. 

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    When My Time Comes

    When My Time Comes is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best And Funniest Quotes From 'That '70s Show'
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    Red Forman: When my time comes, I wanna be buried face down so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my a**. 

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    Run Across the Beach

    Run Across the Beach is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best And Funniest Quotes From 'That '70s Show'
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    Jackie Burkhart: Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would. 

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    We'd Buy All The Water

    We'd Buy All The Water is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best And Funniest Quotes From 'That '70s Show'
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    Steven Hyde: I'm telling you, the government has a car that runs on water, man. They just don’t want us to know because then we'd buy all the water.

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