The Best Episodes of 'The Conners'

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Vote up your favorite episodes of The Conners to air.

There are so many intense episodes of The Conners that keep you coming back for more drama and laughs, but which ones really stand out? Do you like "Keep On Truckin'" the best, or is "Slappy Holidays" your favorite episode of The Conners? To determine once and for all what the best episodes of The Conners are, let's rank every The Conners episode from best to worst.

The Conners is a continuation of the sitcom Roseanne after Roseanne Barr was asked to leave the initial series revival. The Conners premiered on ABC on October 16, 2018 and has been met with overall positive feedback ranking as the #1 new comedy of 2018 according to viewership ratings.

Vote up your favorite episodes of The Conners, and vote down any bad episodes that you really didn't enjoy, despite how much you love the series as a whole. It can be tough to put one The Conners episode over the other when there are so many good ones, which is why you can vote on however many episodes you like.

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  • CPAPs, Hickeys and Biscuits

    CPAPs, Hickeys and Biscuits

    April 28, 2020
    17 votes
    • Season: 2
    • Episode Number: 19

    Dan and Louise take their relationship to the next level and come to appreciate the complexities of aging. Meanwhile, Darlene spends the night in jail and hands off parenting duties to Ben. Mark and a friend work on a class experiment that leaves them both with hickeys, and Becky contemplates marrying Emilio.

  • There Won't Be Blood

    There Won't Be Blood

    October 30, 2018
    13 votes
    • Season: 1
    • Episode Number: 3

    It's Halloween, the favorite time of year for the Conners, but an email from the school banning certain costumes, including Mark's, sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene. Jackie introduces someone new to the family at the Halloween party and insists that Dan vet him, only to immediately wish that she hadn't.

  • Lanford, Toilet of Sin

    Lanford, Toilet of Sin

    November 26, 2019
    4 votes
    • Season: 2
    • Episode Number: 8

    Jackie is faced with a difficult decision that brings the family and community together. Meanwhile, Becky starts working a new late-night shift at Casita Bonita, and Darlene goes to extreme measures to mend her relationship with Harris.

  • Slappy Holidays

    Slappy Holidays

    November 19, 2019
    4 votes
    • Season: 2
    • Episode Number: 7

    Chaos ensues when Dan finally gets the entire family together for Thanksgiving dinner; mixed feelings about the Lunch Box continue to build tension in the house; Harris makes an unexpected move.

  • Keep on Truckin'

    Keep on Truckin'

    October 16, 2018
    3 votes
    • Season: 1
    • Episode Number: 1

    A sudden turn of events forces the Conners to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have before.

  • Tangled Up in Blue

    Tangled Up in Blue

    October 23, 2018
    3 votes
    • Season: 1
    • Episode Number: 2

    Darlene is in for one surprise after another when David introduces his girlfriend, Blue, at a parent-teacher conference and mentions that Mark and Harris will be spending the weekend with them. Dan hires Becky to help out at work, but they both come to learn that she might need more help than she can offer.