The Good Place is one of the most story-driven, twisty, and cliffhanger-filled shows on TV. In a world of HBO epics and binge-able Netflix content, who would have ever thought that an NBC comedy about heaven would be the most surprising series of the last decade. But just because Michael, Janet, Eleanor, and Chidi's world is shocking doesn't mean it's not also the funniest and most quotable thing in existence.
From Tahani's constant name-dropping of celebrities to Jason's wild stories about Jacksonville, it's tough to find a single The Good Place episode without at least one quote worth living your life by. Nonetheless, for your forking convenience we've distilled the best quotes from the best place, so let's say the same thing Tahani told Pippa Middleton before going paragliding: Let's go!
Eleanor: I mean, somebody royally forked up. Somebody forked up. Why can't I say "fork"?
Chidi: If you're trying to curse, you can't here. I guess a lot of people in this neighborhood don't like it, so it's prohibited.
Eleanor: That's bullshirt.
Michael: Welcome to the Good Place. Sponsored by: otters holding hands while they sleep. You know the way you feel when you see a picture of two otters holding hands? That's how you're gonna feel every day.
Eleanor: Look. I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Chidi: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Jason: And by the way, everyone here thinks I'm Taiwanese. I'm Filipino. That's racist. Heaven is so racist.