The Best Quotes From 'The Lost Boys'  

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The Lost Boys quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the horror comedy The Lost Boys as determined by you and your votes. The film centers on two brothers who end up battling vampires shortly after they move to a new California town. Released on July 31, 1987, the tagline for The Lost Boys was "Being wild is in their Blood."

What are the best The Lost Boys quotes? Do you like Grandpa's ending line, "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top The Lost Boys quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

Nothing Legal is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Lost Boys'
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Michael: Any jobs around here?
Man: Nothing legal.
Michael: [about Grandpa] Looks like he's dead!
Lucy: No, he's just a deep sleeper.
Sam: If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?
Grandpa: Playin' dead. And from what I heard, doin' a damn good job of it, too.
Let Me Put It This Way is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Lost Boys'
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Michael: Grandpa, is it true that Santa Carla's the murder capital of the world?
Grandpa: There are some bad elements around here.
Sam: Wait a second, let me get this straight. You're telling me we've moved to the murder capital of the world? Are you serious, Grandpa?
Grandpa: Well, let me put it this way. If all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once we'd have one hell of a population problem.
Grandpa: Now, on Wednesdays when the mailman brings the TV Guide sometimes the address label is curled up just a little. You'll be tempted to tear it off. Don't. You'll only wind up rippin' the cover and I don't like that. And stay outta here.
Sam: Wait, you have a TV?
Grandpa: No. I just like to read the TV Guide. Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV.