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The Best Quotes From 'The Mask'  

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The best quotes from The Mask make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from The Mask, with the help of your votes. Starring Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz, The Mask was directed by Chuck Russell and released in 1994.

What are your favorite lines from The Mask? One of the memorable one-liners was when The Mask said, "Ssssssssssssmokin!" Another great line from The Mask is, "Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood!" spoken by Peggy Brandt.

Vote up your top The Mask quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

Lugnuts is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Mask'
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Lugnuts

The Mask: Hold onto your lugnuts — it's tiiiiime for an overhaul! (tornados through the shop)

 

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You Really Like Me is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Mask'
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You Really Like Me

The Mask: Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark... (coughs) Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out... ...tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas... (coughs again)...tell Scarlett I do give a damn! (coughs at the thug, and farts) Pardon me... (the Mask dies, an audience appears and gives the Mask a standing ovation while The Mask is handed an Oscar) Thank you! You love me! You really love me!

 

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Sssssssmokin! is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Mask'
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Sssssssmokin!

The Mask: Ssssssssssssmokin!

 

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Road Kill is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Mask'
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Road Kill

The Mask: (lifting his face of the road after being flattened) Look, Ma, I'm roadkill! Ha ha ha!

 

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