The Best Quotes From 'The Mask'

Updated June 19, 2019 717 votes 186 voters

The best quotes from The Mask make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from The Mask, with the help of your votes. Starring Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz, The Mask was directed by Chuck Russell and released in 1994.

What are your favorite lines from The Mask? One of the memorable one-liners was when The Mask said, "Ssssssssssssmokin!" Another great line from The Mask is, "Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood!" spoken by Peggy Brandt.

Vote up your top The Mask quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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15 VOTES
Stole Your Pajamas
Kellaway: Somebody STOLE your pajamas?

Stanley Ipkiss: Milo, no! I mean, uh, what is this world coming to when a man's... pajama drawer is no longer safe?

15 votes
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2
65 VOTES
Party Time
The Mask: It's party time! P-A-R-T-whY? Because I gotta!

65 votes
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65 VOTES
Stop Me
The Mask: Sssomebody stop me!

65 votes
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35 VOTES
On The List
Bobby: Uh, are you on the list?

The Mask: Nooooo. But I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them. (The Mask pulls out wads of cash) Franklin, Grant, and... Jackson?

35 votes
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116 VOTES
Sssssssmokin!
The Mask: Ssssssssssssmokin!

116 votes
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20 VOTES
A Little Thorny
The Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.

20 votes

Stole Your Pajamas

Party Time

Stop Me

On The List

Sssssssmokin!

A Little Thorny