The Best Quotes From 'The Mask'
The best quotes from The Mask make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from The Mask, with the help of your votes. Starring Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz, The Mask was directed by Chuck Russell and released in 1994.
What are your favorite lines from The Mask? One of the memorable one-liners was when The Mask said, "Ssssssssssssmokin!" Another great line from The Mask is, "Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood!" spoken by Peggy Brandt.
Vote up your top The Mask quotes, regardless of which character they come from.
- 115 VOTES
Stole Your Pajamas
Kellaway: Somebody STOLE your pajamas?
Stanley Ipkiss: Milo, no! I mean, uh, what is this world coming to when a man's... pajama drawer is no longer safe?
- 265 VOTES
The Mask: It's party time! P-A-R-T-whY? Because I gotta!
- 365 VOTES
The Mask: Sssomebody stop me!
- 435 VOTES
On The List
Bobby: Uh, are you on the list?
The Mask: Nooooo. But I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them. (The Mask pulls out wads of cash) Franklin, Grant, and... Jackson?
- 5116 VOTES
The Mask: Ssssssssssssmokin!
- 620 VOTES
A Little Thorny
The Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.