The Best Quotes From 'The Mask'

The best quotes from The Mask make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from The Mask, with the help of your votes. Starring Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz, The Mask was directed by Chuck Russell and released in 1994.

What are your favorite lines from The Mask? One of the memorable one-liners was when The Mask said, "Ssssssssssssmokin!" Another great line from The Mask is, "Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood!" spoken by Peggy Brandt.

Vote up your top The Mask quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

  • 1
    15 VOTES

    Stole Your Pajamas

    Kellaway: Somebody STOLE your pajamas?

    Stanley Ipkiss: Milo, no! I mean, uh, what is this world coming to when a man's... pajama drawer is no longer safe?


    15 votes
  • 2
    65 VOTES

    Party Time

    The Mask: It's party time! P-A-R-T-whY? Because I gotta!


    65 votes
  • 3
    65 VOTES

    Stop Me

    The Mask: Sssomebody stop me!


    65 votes
  • 4
    35 VOTES

    On The List

    Bobby: Uh, are you on the list?

    The Mask: Nooooo. But I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them. (The Mask pulls out wads of cash) Franklin, Grant, and... Jackson?


    35 votes
  • 5
    116 VOTES


    The Mask: Ssssssssssssmokin!


    116 votes
  • 6
    20 VOTES

    A Little Thorny

    The Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.

    20 votes