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The Best Quotes From 'The Mask'

Updated June 19, 2019 602 votes 136 voters 9.2k views24 items

The best quotes from The Mask make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from The Mask, with the help of your votes. Starring Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz, The Mask was directed by Chuck Russell and released in 1994.

What are your favorite lines from The Mask? One of the memorable one-liners was when The Mask said, "Ssssssssssssmokin!" Another great line from The Mask is, "Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood!" spoken by Peggy Brandt.

Vote up your top The Mask quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    You Really Like Me

    The Mask: Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark... (coughs) Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out... ...tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas... (coughs again)...tell Scarlett I do give a damn! (coughs at the thug, and farts) Pardon me... (the Mask dies, an audience appears and gives the Mask a standing ovation while The Mask is handed an Oscar) Thank you! You love me! You really love me!

     

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      Carry The Nine

      The Mask: (becomes accountant with an adding machine) You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year, 8% in stocks and bonds. Carry the 9, divide by the Gross National Product... fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible.

       

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        Road Kill

        The Mask: (lifting his face of the road after being flattened) Look, Ma, I'm roadkill! Ha ha ha!

         

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          On The List

          Bobby: Uh, are you on the list?

          The Mask: Nooooo. But I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them. (The Mask pulls out wads of cash) Franklin, Grant, and... Jackson?

           

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