The Best The Oath Movie Quotes

Updated October 13, 2018 0 votes 24 voters15 items

If you've seen the movie, you're probably well aware of how great The Oath movie quotes are. Funny lines and dialogue are jam packed into the film that follows a liberal couple try to talk their conservative family into not signing the Patriot's Oath, a loyalty waiver made by the government. Ike Barinholtz wrote and directed the dark comedy, which was released in the United States on October 12, 2018. A comical approach to such controversial political times, The Oath is full of hilarious banter and great one-liners.

In The Oath, Chris (Ike Barinholtz) and Kai (Tiffany Haddish) get ready for Thanksgiving dinner with the family. The announcement of The Patriot's Oath sends up political divide between family members. Chris is trying to convince his brother, Pat (Jon Barinholtz), to not sign the Oath. Pat calls Homeland Security, Mason (Billy Magnussen) and Peter (John Cho), on Chris and when they arrive it sends the family into a situation none of them were ready for.

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  • 1

    I Will Learn More

    Alice: Now is time for practical solutions, okay. How is this going to end?
    Chris: I don’t know. We can go to Mexico. Maybe we become Mexican nationals. I speak a little bit of Spanish. I will learn more.
    Kai: How the f*ck is that practical?!

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  • 2

    Cannot Use That Word

    Chris: You know I'm a feminist. His girlfriend is a little…
    Kai: You’re not using that word in this house. You can use p*ssy, trash p*ssy, but you cannot use that word.
    Chris: That is a trash p*ssy.
    Kai: Okay, that's fine. She's a trash p*ssy.

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  • 3

    Not Katie

    [Chris answers the door]
    Chris: Hey.
    Pat: Yo, Yo!
    Chris: Hi, Katie, good to see you. Happy Thanksgiving.
    Abbie: What!?
    Pat: Not Katie. Abbie!

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  • 4

    Lose My Mind

    Kai: Let’s try to avoid that conversation for the next three days, okay?
    Chris: If these motherf*ckers bring up The Oath, I’m going to lose my mind.

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