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Oh, Hi, Mark: Here Are The Funniest Quotes From 'The Room'

Here are the (unintentionally) funniest quotes from The Room. While Tommy Wiseau intended his film to be a romantic drama, the 2003 film became one of the most popular cult classics due to the bad acting and horrible delivery of its dramatic lines.. What are your favorite quotes and funny one-liners from The Room

Vote up the best The Room quotes and go check out a screening to relive the "masterpiece."

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    They're Too Smart

    Mark: Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.

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    Comments In Your Pocket

    Mark: You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

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  • 7


    Mark: How was work today?

    Johnny: Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.

    Mark: What client?

    Johnny: I cannot tell you, it's confidential.

    Mark: Oh come on. Why not?

    Johnny: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?


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    That's A Promise

    Mark: As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth! That's a promise.

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