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Oh, Hi, Mark: Here Are The Funniest Quotes From 'The Room'

Updated December 26, 2019 319 votes 38 voters 1.2k views23 items

Here are the (unintentionally) funniest quotes from The Room. While Tommy Wiseau intended his film to be a romantic drama, the 2003 film became one of the most popular cult classics due to the bad acting and horrible delivery of its dramatic lines.. What are your favorite quotes and funny one-liners from The Room

Vote up the best The Room quotes and go check out a screening to relive the "masterpiece."

  • 1

    I Did Not

    Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullsh*t! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, Mark.

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  • 2

    Tearing Me Apart

    Johnny: You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

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  • 3

    My Favorite Customer

    Johnny: Hi. 

    Flower Clerk: Can I help you?

    Johnny: Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?

    Flower Clerk: Oh, hi, Tommy. I didn't know it was you. Here you go.

    Johnny: That's me. How much is it?

    Flower Clerk: It'd be $18.

    Johnny: Here you go, keep the change. Hey, doggie!

    Flower Clerk: You're my favorite customer.

    Johnny: Thanks a lot! Bye!

    Flower Clerk: Bye-bye!

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    They're Too Smart

    Mark: Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.

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