Here are the (unintentionally) funniest quotes from The Room. While Tommy Wiseau intended his film to be a romantic drama, the 2003 film became one of the most popular cult classics due to the bad acting and horrible delivery of its dramatic lines.. What are your favorite quotes and funny one-liners from The Room?
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Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullsh*t! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, Mark.
Johnny: You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
Flower Clerk: Can I help you?
Johnny: Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?
Flower Clerk: Oh, hi, Tommy. I didn't know it was you. Here you go.
Johnny: That's me. How much is it?
Flower Clerk: It'd be $18.
Johnny: Here you go, keep the change. Hey, doggie!
Flower Clerk: You're my favorite customer.
Johnny: Thanks a lot! Bye!
Flower Clerk: Bye-bye!
Mark: I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it… beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Johnny: Hahaha. What a story, Mark!
Mark: Yeah, you can say that again.