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The Best Quotes From 'The Sandlot'

Updated June 19, 2019 219 votes 23 voters20 items

The best quotes from The Sandlot make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from The Sandlot, with the help of your votes. Starring Tom Guiry, Mike Vitar, and Art LaFleur, The Sandlot was directed by David Mickey Evans and released in 1993.

What are your favorite lines from The Sandlot? One of the memorable one-liners was when Ham said, "If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave it's butt and tell it to walk backwards." Another great line from The Sandlot is, "Smalls, Babe Ruth is the greatest baseball player that ever lived. People say he was less than a god but more than a man. You know, like Hercules or something. That ball you just aced to The Beast is worth, well, more than your whole life." spoken by Benny.

Vote up your top Sandlot quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    Walk Backwards

    Ham: If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave it's butt and tell it to walk backwards.


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    • 2

      Friendly Conversation

      Ham: Come on batter this is a short game and i have to get home for lunch.

      Ham: Is that your sister out in left field? Naked? She's naked, you know.

      Phillips: (misses because of Ham) Shut up, Porter!

      Ham: Hey, hey, hey. I'm just trying to have a friendly conversation, come on. [two seconds later] Think she'll go out with me?


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      • 3

        What's A S'more

        Ham: Hey, you want a s'more?

        Smalls: Some more what?

        Ham: No, no, you want a s'more?

        Smalls: I haven't had anything yet. So, how can I have some more of nothing?

        Ham: You're killing me, Smalls. These are s'mores stuff, okay? Pay attention. First, you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallow's flamin'...you stick it on the chocolate. Then, you cover it with the other end. Then, you scuff. Kind of messy, but it's good. Try some.


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          Little Pervert

          Wendy: (Squints pretends to need CPR and kisses Wendy) Ugh! Little pervert!

          Timmy: Oh, man, he's in deep shit.

          Wendy: And stay out!

          Ham: Oh, here's your glasses. Did you plan that?

          Squints: Of course I did. I've been planning it for years.


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