Entertainment

The Most Hilarious Quotes From 'The Santa Clause'  

Movie and TV Quotes
67 votes 16 voters 15 items

Which of these quotes from The Santa Clause is the best? You get to help decide with your votes! Disney has been responsible for some of the most beloved Christmas films of all time. One such classic that came out in the 1990s is the Tim Allen film The Santa Clause. In the film, a man watches Santa Claus fall to his demise, and he has to take on the mantle of Kris Kringle. It's a heartwarming adventure with plenty of jokes for kids and adults alike. If you consider yourself a '90s baby, then you will definitely want to read through this collection of the best The Santa Clause quotes. 

There are plenty of hysterical lines. Kids will burst into laughter when they hear the little girl say to Santa, "You're fatter this year." However, there are also plenty of lines that are solely meant for adults to get. Take the line, "It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s" after Charlie points out that his dad is flying. Kids may not understand the reference, but it's enough to bring out a chuckle for most parents. 

The Santa Clause movie quotes are a good reminder that it's the perfect time of year to rewatch the movie, or you can relive the best moments by reading the funny lines below.

back to page 1
You Look Pretty Good for... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Most Hilarious Quotes From 'The Santa Clause'
Photo:  Walt Disney Pictures
5
You Look Pretty Good for Your Age

Scott Calvin: You know, you look pretty good for your age.

Little Elf Judy: Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.

Love this quote?
We Don't Drink Coffee is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Most Hilarious Quotes From 'The Santa Clause'
Photo:  Walt Disney Pictures
6
We Don't Drink Coffee

Bernard: Excuse me. Are we on a coffee break?

Kid Elf: We don't drink coffee.

Bernard: THEN I GUESS THE BREAK IS OVER! Back to work. Thanks.

Love this quote?
I Know Where This Is Goi... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Most Hilarious Quotes From 'The Santa Clause'
Photo:  Walt Disney Pictures
7
I Know Where This Is Going

Scott Calvin: Hey, I know where this is going. The other guy fell, it was an accident. I've got homeowners insurance, and a good attorney, not as good as my wife's - but let's not open up that wound!

Love this quote?
Very Nice is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Most Hilarious Quotes From 'The Santa Clause'
Photo:  Walt Disney Pictures
8
Very Nice

Scott Calvin: Johnny, naughty. Gary, nice.

Scott Calvin: Veronica, very nice.

Veronica: In your dreams, sleigh boy.

Love this quote?