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The Most Hilarious Quotes From 'The Waterboy'

Updated December 26, 2019 413 votes 113 voters 9.1k views25 items

Quench your thirst with the funniest quotes from The Waterboy. Starring Adam Sandler, Kathy Bates, and Henry Winkler, the 1998 sports comedy movie is packed with funny lines, memorable one-liners, and a couple inspirational quotes. What is your favorite quote from The Waterboy

Vote up the best Waterboy quotes and remember to keep hydrating with water, not Gatorade. 

  • 1

    That Gorilla

    Mama Boucher: Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?

    Bobby Boucher: No Mama, the search continues.


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  • 2

    I Like Them, Too

    Mama Boucher: You gonna lose all your fancy "fools' balls" games! And your gonna fail your big exam! Because school is...

    Bobby Boucher: The devil? Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! And by the way, Mama. "Alligators" are ornery 'cause of their "Medula Oblongata"! And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!


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  • 3

    Do It For You

    (Bobby tackles aggressively) 

    Coach Klein: Bobby, can you do that for me every game?

    Bobby Boucher: Coach, not only will I do it for you, I. I. I. yes, yes, I'll do it for you.


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    Water Sucks

    Coach Klein: Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.

    Bobby Boucher: No, you people are drinking the wrong water.

    Coach Klein: Gatorade.

    Bobby Boucher: H2O.

    Coach Klein: Gatorade.

    Bobby Boucher: H2O.

    Coach Klein: [singing]  Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Water sucks.


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