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The Most Hilarious Quotes From 'The Waterboy' 

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Updated December 26, 2019 144 votes 29 voters 1.3k views 25 items

Quench your thirst with the funniest quotes from The Waterboy. Starring Adam Sandler, Kathy Bates, and Henry Winkler, the 1998 sports comedy movie is packed with funny lines, memorable one-liners, and a couple inspirational quotes. What is your favorite quote from The Waterboy

Vote up the best Waterboy quotes and remember to keep hydrating with water, not Gatorade. 

Water Sucks is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Hilarious Quotes From 'The Waterboy'
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Water Sucks

Coach Klein: Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.

Bobby Boucher: No, you people are drinking the wrong water.

Coach Klein: Gatorade.

Bobby Boucher: H2O.

Coach Klein: Gatorade.

Bobby Boucher: H2O.

Coach Klein: [singing]  Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Water sucks.

 

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Do It For You is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Hilarious Quotes From 'The Waterboy'
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Do It For You

(Bobby tackles aggressively) 

Coach Klein: Bobby, can you do that for me every game?

Bobby Boucher: Coach, not only will I do it for you, I. I. I. yes, yes, I'll do it for you.

 

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Promise Me is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Hilarious Quotes From 'The Waterboy'
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Promise Me

Coach Klein: This is good. This is much better than what I serve.

Bobby Boucher: (horrible jug of water is shown) That is the water that you serve to your players?

Coach Klein: Uh huh.

Bobby Boucher: It is imperative that you allow me to be your waterboy.

Coach Klein: I can't hire you. I can't hire anybody. We're the poorest footb...

Bobby Boucher: You do not have to...have to pay me. I-I will do it for free. Just promise me that you will never distribute the contents of that jug to any human person.

Coach Klein: That's a deal.

 

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That Gorilla is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Hilarious Quotes From 'The Waterboy'
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That Gorilla

Mama Boucher: Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?

Bobby Boucher: No Mama, the search continues.

 

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