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The Best Quotes From 'The Wrong Missy'

Updated May 20, 2020 835 votes 112 voters 5.2k views35 items

After you've watched this hilarious Netflix comedy we want you to vote on the best quotes from The Wrong Missy. David Spade plays Tim Morris, a successful but timid man that was recently dumped by his fiance for a coworker. Tim then goes on a blind date set up by his grandmother and meets Missy (Lauren Lapkus) and mistakenly invites her to a company retreat in Hawaii. Missy is a free spirit who constantly pushes Tim beyond his comfort zone but ultimately teaches him how to enjoy life. And Nick Swardson is a great partner to David Spade's comedic straight man routine. It is filled with funny lines, memorable quotes, and Vanilla Ice even makes an appearance in the film as himself.

But which of these are the best quotes from The Wrong Missy? You get to help decide with your votes. Vote up your favorite The Wrong Missy quotes that keep you laughing. Then check back to see which one makes it to the top of the list.

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    Thirty-Five Years On This Planet

    Thirty-Five Years On This Plan is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Wrong Missy'
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    Missy: If I get a tropical itch from this guy, I’m gonna be a tropical b*tch! Thirty-five years on this planet, not one STD. Can you say the same?

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    Top Of Her Class

    Top Of Her Class is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Wrong Missy'
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    Nate: She graduated top of her class, not on top of her professor, like you.

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    It Was Awful

    It Was Awful is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Wrong Missy'
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    Nate: Dude, that happened to me. I accidentally sent my uncle a d*ck pic. He saw it, had a stroke. It was awful. It was like a nightmare for our family.

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    Dive Into The Ocean

    Dive Into The Ocean is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Wrong Missy'
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    Jess: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone dive into the ocean and miss.

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