holidays The Best Things About Passover  

Carly Kiel
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Passover, Pesach, whatever you want to call it. This is that week when Jewish people eat matzah instead of bread. Is Passover the best Jewish holiday, or just the one most celebrated around the world? For the uninitiated, Pesach ("PAY-saacchh") is a week-long holiday that commemorates the Jews' Exodus from Egypt. That is the story with Moses, the Pharaoh, the Ten Plagues, and etc. The holiday kicks off with the seder, a Very Important Dinner that 70% of American Jews attend each year. During this several-hours-long, highly-ritualized meal, participants take turns reading from a book called the Haggadah. Page by page, maybe in Hebrew and then in English, they recount the time the Angel of Death ~passed over~ the homes of the Jews, saving their first-born sons whilst killing only those future-landholding heirs of the Egyptians. Mmm! There is a fancy "seder plate," special just-for-Passover foods and customs (e.g. reclining at the table, dipping parsley into salt water, drinking f-o-u-r cups of wine), and plenty of songs to keep your family too busy to discuss politics. It is like being at a table-reading for a fun little play about slavery and emancipation, only with frequent cues for food and drink. Some people love having a seder so much that they have a second seder the very next night. And that is only the beginning of the Passover fun! What comes next is a whole week of making a big deal out of not eating bread, as though you are every person who has tried an Atkins / keto / Paleo diet.

Come on, Jewish people! Think about your favorite things about Passover. Maybe it is gefilte fish, or maybe it is listening to a niece or nephew try his or hand at the Four Questions. Maybe you are very competitive about how much beet-red horseradish you can eat without sweating out of your forehead. Heck, maybe you are just an Average Jehosaphat who loves matzah ball soup. Does your family do the whole ordeal with cleaning the house for chametz and symbolically selling all the crumbs in your house to your neighbor, Jerry, for the reasonable price of like $1? Do your parents pour boiling water over all the countertops and make you use weird old plastic plates and silverware all week? Even though your household doesn't keep Kosher the rest of the year? Are you the person who proudly says, "I love matzah!" and treats it as though it is a Carr's water cracker or unsalted Saltineand not the BREAD OF AFFLICTIONtrying very hard to conscientiously incorporate it into every meal? Have you ever survived a whole week on matzah pizza? Spread the word: The secret ingredient is garlic powder.

Did you know that Jesus' Last Supper was a Passover seder? What do you think he loved more: delicious charoset (apples, walnuts, and cinnamon, oh my!) or the song where you sing "Frogs here, frogs there, frogs were jumping everywhere"? The little candy fruit slice things?? Macaroons made with matzah meal??? What are your favorite Jewish foods and activities that are Kosher for Passover? What is the best thing about Pesach? ("The end!" am I right y'all!!) As it is said!!!

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Matzah ball is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Things About Passover

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Third Cup of Wine is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Third Cup of Wine

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Second Cup of Wine is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Second Cup of Wine

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The Festive Meal is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Things About Passover
The Festive Meal

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Time with Family and Friends is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Time with Family and Friends

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All the Traditions is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Things About Passover
All the Traditions

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Charoset is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Charoset

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Finding the Afikomen is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Finding the Afikomen

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Fourth Cup of Wine is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Fourth Cup of Wine

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Chocolate-Covered Matzah is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Chocolate-Covered Matzah

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Seder Plate is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Seder Plate

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Matzah Brei is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Matzah Brei

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Dayenu

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Reclining is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Reclining

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Reciting the Ten Plagues is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Reciting the Ten Plagues

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Waiting for Elijah is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Waiting for Elijah

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Reading the Haggadah is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Reading the Haggadah

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First Cup of Wine is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Things About Passover
First Cup of Wine

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Ma Nishtana / Four Questions

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Horseradish is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Things About Passover
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Matzo is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Things About Passover

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Using the Kosher-for-Pesach Pl... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Using the Kosher-for-Pesach Plates & Silverware

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Dipping Not Once, But Twice is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Dipping Not Once, But Twice

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Hiding the Afikomen is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Hiding the Afikomen

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Chad Gadya / One Only Kid

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Chocolate Jelly Donuts is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Chocolate Jelly Donuts

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Matzah Pizza is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Matzah Pizza

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Selling the Chametz is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Selling the Chametz

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Searching for Chametz is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Searching for Chametz

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Maror / Bitter Herb is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Maror / Bitter Herb

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Second Seder is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Second Seder

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The Frog Song

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Stocking Up is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Stocking Up

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Candy Fruit Slices is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Things About Passover
Candy Fruit Slices

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Gefilte fish is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Things About Passover

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The Ballad of the Four Sons

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