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The Most Quotable Things Thor Said in the MCU  

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Here are the best Thor quotes from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Played by Chris Hemsworth, Thor Odinson is an Asgardian king and the God of Thunder. A warrior at heart, Thor is more than willing to "put his hammer down" in the face of evil. However, Thor will also tease his fellow Avengers, especially Hulk as seen in Thor: Ragnarok. What is your favorite quote from Thor?

From funny lines to inspirational quotes, here are the best Thor quotes.

Fate Wills It So is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Quotable Things Thor Said in the MCU
Photo: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
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Fate Wills It So

Rocket Raccoon: You sure you’re up to this mission?

Thor: Absolutely! Rage, vengeance, anger, loss are tremendous motivators to clear the mind. So I’m good to go.

Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, but this Thanos guy you’re talking about, he’s the toughest there is.

Thor: Well, he’s never fought me.

Rocket Raccoon: Yeah he has.

Thor: Well, he’s never fought me twice. And I’m getting a new hammer, don’t forget.

Rocket Raccoon: Well, it better some hammer.

Thor: You know I’m 1500 years old. I’ve killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I’m only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of b*stards, and he’ll be the latest to feel my vengeance. Fate wills it so.

Rocket Raccoon: And what if you’re wrong?

Thor: Well, if I’m wrong, what more could I lose?

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For The Head is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Quotable Things Thor Said in the MCU
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For The Head

Rocket Raccoon: What did you do?

Thor: I went for the head.

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Bring Me Thanos is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Quotable Things Thor Said in the MCU
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Bring Me Thanos

Thor: Bring me Thanos!

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By Odin's Beard is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Quotable Things Thor Said in the MCU
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By Odin's Beard

Thor: By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor! Please! Please kind sir, do not cut my hair! No! Nooo!

 

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