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The Most Quotable Things Thor Said in the MCU

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Here are the best Thor quotes from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Played by Chris Hemsworth, Thor Odinson is an Asgardian king and the God of Thunder. A warrior at heart, Thor is more than willing to "put his hammer down" in the face of evil. However, Thor will also tease his fellow Avengers, especially Hulk as seen in Thor: Ragnarok. What is your favorite quote from Thor?

From funny lines to inspirational quotes, here are the best Thor quotes.

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    Only If I Die

    Eitri: You understand boy, you are taking on a star? It will kill you.

    Thor: Only if I die.

    Eitri: Yes, that’s what killing you means.


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    I Like Women

    Thor: My God, you're a Valkyrie... You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it's great, an elite force of women warriors. It's about time.

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    Kill Him Properly

    Thor: You know it's a trap, right?

    Tony Stark: Yeah... but I don't much care.

    Thor: Good. Just as long as we're all in agreement.

    [his eyes light up slowly, crack of thunder, Thor suits up with Mjolnir and Stormbreaker]

    Thor: Let's kill him properly this time.

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    I Knew It

    Thor: [after Steve Rogers calls Mjolnir to himself] I knew it!

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