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The Best Tobias Fünke Quotes From 'Arrested Development'

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The best Tobias Fünke quotes really how how oblivious he can be. Played by David Cross, he is one of the most likable characters on the  on Arrested Development. Famously known his clever dialogue and for being a "never-nude," we will always fondly remember his cut-off jean shorts and his gift for phrasing words in such an interesting way. But which of these Tobias quotes is the best? You get to help decide with your votes.

Vote up the Tobias Fünke lines that make you laugh out loud and vote down any you wish he never said.

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    Tobias Fünke (covered body in blue paint for Blue Man Group):  I blue myself.

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      A Mouthful

      Tobias Fünke: So what are your plans for this evening?

      Bob Loblaw: I thought that maybe I would stay in and work on my law blog.

      Tobias Fünke: Ah, yes. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." You, sir, are a mouthful.


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        Tobias Fünke: I don't do nudity. Why do you think I wear these? (holds a pair of cut off jean shorts)

        George Michael: I was never really clear on that.


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          Twice Over

          Tobias Fünke: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

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