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The Best Tobias Fünke Quotes From 'Arrested Development' 

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The best Tobias Fünke quotes really how how oblivious he can be. Played by David Cross, he is one of the most likable characters on the  on Arrested Development. Famously known his clever dialogue and for being a "never-nude," we will always fondly remember his cut-off jean shorts and his gift for phrasing words in such an interesting way. But which of these Tobias quotes is the best? You get to help decide with your votes.

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Blue is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Tobias Fünke Quotes From 'Arrested Development'
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Blue

Tobias Fünke (covered body in blue paint for Blue Man Group):  I blue myself.

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Nudity is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Tobias Fünke Quotes From 'Arrested Development'
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Nudity

Tobias Fünke: I don't do nudity. Why do you think I wear these? (holds a pair of cut off jean shorts)

George Michael: I was never really clear on that.

 

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A Mouthful is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Tobias Fünke Quotes From 'Arrested Development'
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A Mouthful

Tobias Fünke: So what are your plans for this evening?

Bob Loblaw: I thought that maybe I would stay in and work on my law blog.

Tobias Fünke: Ah, yes. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." You, sir, are a mouthful.

 

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Twice Over is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Tobias Fünke Quotes From 'Arrested Development'
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Twice Over

Tobias Fünke: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

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