The best Towelie quotes from South Park show why he's one of the best ancillary characters on the show. Sometimes he wants to remind the boys about the importance of drying off after going in the pool, and sometimes he just wants to get high and, well, just kind of wander off. No matter the context, when Towelie's on TV, laughs are sure to follow.
Towelie is perhaps best known for his catchphrase where he point-blank asks the boys, "You wanna get high?" But he can be a bit more sophisticated when he wants to be, such as when he delivered the perfect pun of, "So am I to understand that there's been a Towelie-ban?"
All the funniest Towelie quotes have been collected here, and you don't have to get high to enjoy them. Vote for the ones you like best, but don't lie or else Oprah will berate you on her show.
Towelie: You wanna get high?
Cartman: Yeah, you're a towel.
Towelie: You're a towel.
Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel!
Towelie: So am I to understand that there's been a Towelie-ban?