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The Most Hilarious 'Tropic Thunder' Quotes  

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The best quotes from Tropic Thunder make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Tropic Thunder, with the help of your votes. Starring Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., and Jack Black, Tropic Thunder was directed by Ben Stiller and released in 2008.

What are your favorite lines from Tropic Thunder? One of the memorable one-liners was when Kirk Lazarus said, "I know who I am! I'm a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!" Another great line from Tropic Thunder is, "I got the TiVo!" spoken by Rick Peck who was played by Matthew McConaughey.

Vote up your top Tropic Thunder quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

Full Retard is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Hilarious 'Tropic Thunder' Quotes
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Full Retard

Kirk Lazarus: (speaking about Simple Jack) You went full retard man, never go full retard.

 

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It's A Theme Song is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Hilarious 'Tropic Thunder' Quotes
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It's A Theme Song

Alpa Chino: As for why I'm in this movie, maybe I just knew I had to represent. Cause they one good part in this movie for a black man and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee.

Kirk Lazarus: Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure.

Alpa Chino: I just wanted to throw another shrimp on your Barbie.

Lazarus: That sh*t ain't funny.

Alpa Chino: I'm just f*cking with you, Kangaroo Jack. I'm sorry if a dingo ate yo baby.

Lazarus: You know that's a true story? Lady lost her kid. You about to cross a f*cking line.

Kevin Sandusky: Hey guys could we just cool it...

Alpa Chino: You know what, f*ck that, I'm sick of this koala-hunting ni**a-

Lazarus: For 400 years, that word has kept our people down.

Alpa Chino: ..what the f*ck!?

Lazarus: Took a whole lot of tryin, just to get up that hill, but now we up in the big leagues...

Alpa Chino: That's the theme songs from The Jeffersons.

Lazarus: Just cause it's a theme song doesn't mean it's not true.

 

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Dude Playin' The Dude is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Hilarious 'Tropic Thunder' Quotes
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Dude Playin' The Dude

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am! I'm a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!

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Master Blaster is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Hilarious 'Tropic Thunder' Quotes
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Master Blaster

Kirk Lazarus: What about you, Master Blaster? You got a certain someone you trying to get with back in the States?

Kevin Sandusky: What, Alpa Chino? He's like ten girls deep, 24/7.

Kirk Lazarus: No, you missin' me, man. I'm talking about something special. Big difference. How about it?

Alpa Chino: Yeah. Yeah, there is.

Kirk Lazarus: Well? What's the skinny? Y'all been on a date or what?

Alpa Chino: No. I mean... I always wanted to, but, I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's...it's complicated.

Kirk Lazarus: No! It's simple as pie, man. You plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes, you say, "Hey. Baby, you and me's going on a date." That's the end of the story. What's her name?

Alpa Chino: ...Lance.

Kirk Lazarus: "Listen here, Lance..." Lance? What the f*ck did I just hear? Lance?

Kevin Sandusky: Did you say, "Lance?"

Alpa Chino: No!

Kevin Sandusky: That sounded like "Lance."

Alpa Chino: No, I said "Nance."

Kevin Sandusky: It sounded like "Lance."

Alpa Chino: Look, I'm Alpa Chino, okay? I love the p*ssy, all right? Lay your *ss back down and look at the stars.

Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote "I Love Tha P*ssy", was you thinking of dangling your dice on Lance's forehead?

Alpa Chino: Naw, hell no! What? Come on, look...

Kirk Lazarus: Man, everyone's gay once in a while!

Alpa Chino: I'm not gay!

 

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