Let's take a look at the greatest Troy McClure quotes in Simpsons history. We may have lost Troy McClure when Phil Hartman passed away, but that doesn't mean the world can't enjoy some of the best quotes to come out of The Simpsons.
From classic opener lines that always began with, "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from..." followed by any number of oddly titled movies, shows, or documentaries, Troy McClure always had some offhand comment or two about his time working in and around Hollywood.
Whatever your favorite Troy McClure quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they can climb closer to the top.
Troy: Hello, Selma Bouvier, It's Troy McClure. You might remember me from such dates as last night's dinner.
Troy: If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about.
Troy: Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such Fox specials as Alien Nose Job and 5 Fabulous Weeks Of The Chevy Chase Show.
Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds and Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness. I'm here today to give you the skinny on shoplifting, thereby completing my plea bargain with the good people at Foot Locker of Beverly Hills.