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The Best 'Two And A Half Men' Episodes

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List of the best Two and a Half Men episodes, as voted on by other fans of the series. CBS sitcom fans will also enjoy the best episodes of The Big Bang Theory and the best How I Met Your Mother episodes. With so many memorable episodes of the show, it's hard to trust just one person's opinion of what the top Two and a Half Men episodes of all time are. Fans of Two and a Half Men are extremely passionate about the show, and there is often debate over which episodes are better than others. That's why this list exists- so you can vote for your favorites and we can find out once and for all what everyone thinks the best episode is.

This list below has a variety of episodes, like "Fish in a Drawer" and "Sara Like Puny Alan," in it. What is the best Two and a Half Men episode of all time? Look below and find out.

  • March 30, 2009
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    Season 6, Episode 19

    After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

  • 2

    Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

    December 13, 2004
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    SeriesTwo and a Half Men

    Season 2, Episode 11

    After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.

  • Season 6, Episode 16

    Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

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    Season 4, Episode 16

    Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".

  • December 11, 2006
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    Season 4, Episode 11

    Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

  • 6

    Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

    November 15, 2004
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    SeriesTwo and a Half Men

    Season 2, Episode 8

    Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother.

  • September 28, 2003
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    Season 1, Episode 2

    While spending time with Jake, Charlie finds it hard to enforce rules that Alan has set out for him. It gets to the point were Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, and Charlie gets very upset. This prompts Jake to try and get Charlie to forgive him.

    Alan starts doing chores for Judith, in the hopes of them getting back together. During one of the tasks, Judith kisses Alan, leading him to believe that things will get back to the way they once were.

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    Season 3, Episode 16

    Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

  • 9

    Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    May 16, 2005
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    SeriesTwo and a Half Men

    Season 2, Episode 23

    Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

  • October 20, 2008
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    Season 6, Episode 5

    Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.

  • 11

    Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

    November 10, 2003
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    SeriesTwo and a Half Men

    Season 1, Episode 8

    Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

  • 44
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    Season 6, Episode 3

    Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.

  • 19
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    Season 4, Episode 2

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  • 14

    David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

    February 2, 2009
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    SeriesTwo and a Half Men

    Season 6, Episode 14

    Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.

  • 40
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    Season 6, Episode 4

    Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

  • 16

    Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

    September 26, 2005
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    SeriesTwo and a Half Men

    Season 3, Episode 2

    Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

  • 17

    I Can't Afford Hyenas

    February 2, 2004
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    SeriesTwo and a Half Men

    Season 1, Episode 14

    Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.

  • September 21, 2009
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    Season 7, Episode 1

    Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

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    SeriesTwo and a Half Men

    Season 7, Episode 18

    Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

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    Season 6, Episode 9

    Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

  • 21

    If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

    November 3, 2003
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    SeriesTwo and a Half Men

    Season 1, Episode 7

    Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. Then Alan gets worried about Judith after she becomes friends with the surfer girl.

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    Season 4, Episode 9

    Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

  • Season 1, Episode 19

    Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

  • 24

    Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Oct 25 2010
    27
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    SeriesTwo and a Half Men

    Season 8, Episode 6

    Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

  • 25

    My Doctor has a Cow Puppet

    May 10, 2004
    14
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    SeriesTwo and a Half Men

    Season 1, Episode 22

    Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.