List of the best Two and a Half Men episodes, as voted on by other fans of the series. CBS sitcom fans will also enjoy the best episodes of The Big Bang Theory and the best How I Met Your Mother episodes. With so many memorable episodes of the show, it's hard to trust just one person's opinion of what the top Two and a Half Men episodes of all time are. Fans of Two and a Half Men are extremely passionate about the show, and there is often debate over which episodes are better than others. That's why this list exists- so you can vote for your favorites and we can find out once and for all what everyone thinks the best episode is.This list below has a variety of episodes, like "Fish in a Drawer" and "Sara Like Puny Alan," in it. What is the best Two and a Half Men episode of all time? Look below and find out.
Original Airing: November 12, 2007
Season 5, Episode 8
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Original Airing: November 14, 2005
Season 3, Episode 8
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
Original Airing: March 1, 2004
Season 1, Episode 18
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
Original Airing: May 5, 2008
Season 5, Episode 17
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
Original Airing: September 21, 2003
Season 1, Episode 1
After Charlie's night with a girl is ruined due to Alan's interruption, Alan moves in, being kicked out of his house by his "suffocated" wife: Judith. The next day Alan brings over his son, Jake while he and Judith can talk about their marriage. While eating, Alan finds out that Judith is a lesbian therefore their relationship ends. Charlie takes to Jake, and begins to take him shopping to meet girls and lets him play at his poker games. Upset, Alan moves in with their mother, Evelyn, taking Jake with him. Charlie now feels surprisingly empty and invites Alan and Jake to move back in, convincing Alan that all their problems in life are because of their controlling mother and that Jake would only end up being just as messed up in later life.
Original Airing: October 24, 2005
Season 3, Episode 6
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
Original Airing: October 10, 2005
Season 3, Episode 4
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
Original Airing: October 5, 2003
Season 1, Episode 3
After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers' house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state of misery, as he realizes he's losing his wife, and son. Charlie suggests that they go drinking, and Alan agrees. After drinking the boys take a cab home, but at one point they end up at their mothers, where they try to tell her what they think of her, but fail in getting the point across.
Original Airing: April 9, 2007
Season 4, Episode 19
Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.
Original Airing: April 16, 2007
Season 4, Episode 20
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
Original Airing: October 11, 2010
Season 8, Episode 4
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
Original Airing: February 7, 2011
Season 8, Episode 15
While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
Original Airing: January 12, 2009
Season 6, Episode 12
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
Original Airing: January 5, 2004
Season 1, Episode 12
When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.
Original Airing: January 19, 2009
Season 6, Episode 13
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.
Original Airing: February 26, 2007
Season 4, Episode 17
After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.
Original Airing: May 17, 2004
Season 1, Episode 23
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
Original Airing: January 31, 2005
Season 2, Episode 14
The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking, and try to call her bluff.
Original Airing: October 2, 2006
Season 4, Episode 3
Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.
Original Airing: February 23, 2004
Season 1, Episode 17
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
Original Airing: February 14, 2011
Season 8, Episode 16
Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.
Original Airing: Oct 29 2007
Season 5, Episode 6
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
Season 5, Episode 7
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Original Airing: February 2, 2004
Season 1, Episode 14
Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.
Original Airing: December 11, 2006
Season 4, Episode 11
Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.