TV Episodes The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes  

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List of the best Two and a Half Men episodes, as voted on by other fans of the series. CBS sitcom fans will also enjoy the best episodes of The Big Bang Theory and the best How I Met Your Mother episodes. With so many memorable episodes of the show, it's hard to trust just one person's opinion of what the top Two and a Half Men episodes of all time are. Fans of Two and a Half Men are extremely passionate about the show, and there is often debate over which episodes are better than others. That's why this list exists- so you can vote for your favorites and we can find out once and for all what everyone thinks the best episode is.

This list below has a variety of episodes, like "Fish in a Drawer" and "Sara Like Puny Alan," in it. What is the best Two and a Half Men episode of all time? Look below and find out.

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Is There a Mrs. Waffles? is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Two and a Half Men - Season 5 Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

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That Voodoo That I Do Do is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
That Voodoo That I Do Do Two and a Half Men - Season 3 Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.

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Fish in a Drawer is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Fish in a Drawer Two and a Half Men - Season 5 CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

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Pilot is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Pilot Two and a Half Men - Season 1 After Charlie's night with a girl is ruined due to Alan's interruption, Alan moves in, being kicked out of his house by his "suffocated" wife: Judith. The next day Alan brings over his ...more

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An Old Flame With a New Wick is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
An Old Flame With a New Wick Two and a Half Men - Season 1 Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

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Go East on Sunset Until You Re... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Two and a Half Men - Season 1 After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers' house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state of misery, as he realizes he's losing his ...more

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Your Dismissive Attidude Towar... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs Two and a Half Men - Season 3 Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them

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Hookers, Hookers, Hookers is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
TonyGatlin added Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Two and a Half Men - Season 8 Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

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Smooth as a Ken Doll is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Smooth as a Ken Doll Two and a Half Men - Season 4 Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

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Three Hookers and a Philly Che... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak Two and a Half Men - Season 8 While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

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I Merely Slept With a Commie is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
I Merely Slept With a Commie Two and a Half Men - Season 4 After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn ...more

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Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot Two and a Half Men - Season 4 Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

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Hi, Mr. Horned One is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
1517350547950 added Hi, Mr. Horned One Two and a Half Men - Season 3 Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

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Thank God for Scoliosis is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Mads Alling added Thank God for Scoliosis Two and a Half Men - Season 6 Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

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Those Big Pink Things with Coc... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut Two and a Half Men - Season 2 The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan ...more

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I Think You Offended Don is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
I Think You Offended Don Two and a Half Men - Season 6 Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

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The Sea is a Harsh Mistress is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
The Sea is a Harsh Mistress Two and a Half Men - Season 4 Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

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Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing Th... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats Two and a Half Men - Season 1 Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

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That Darn Priest is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
That Darn Priest Two and a Half Men - Season 8 Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

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Our Leather Gear Is in the Gue... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
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Help Daddy Find His Toenail is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Dude added Help Daddy Find His Toenail

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Why We Gave Up Women is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Why We Gave Up Women Two and a Half Men - Season 9 Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

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Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Two and a Half Men - Season 9 Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

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Not In My Mouth is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Not In My Mouth Two and a Half Men - Season 9 Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

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Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Two and a Half Men - Season 9 Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

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Palmdale, Ech is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Palmdale, Ech Two and a Half Men - Season 9 Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

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The Squat and The Hover is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
The Squat and The Hover Two and a Half Men - Season 9 Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

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A Lovely Landing Strip is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
A Lovely Landing Strip Two and a Half Men - Season 9 Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

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Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' Two and a Half Men - Season 9 Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmi... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Two And A Half Men Episodes
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt Two and a Half Men - Season 9 Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.