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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is a classic fish out of water tale of an Indiana woman, who was kept in a bunker for 15 years, trying to make it in New York, New York. Naturally, the best quotes from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt come from the show's charming lead character.The series premiered on Netflix in 2015 and was created by Robert Carlock and Tina Fey. It features a talent cast including Ellie Kemper (The Office), Jane Krakowski (30 Rock) and Tituss Burgess (30 Rock).

Great writing and snappy dialogue are two of the reasons that Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has become another successful Netflix original. This list features several of the show's best quotes and one-liners, to date. There are so many great lines from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Which one is your favorite? Vote for the best Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt quotes and dialogue that you see on the below list!

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Molly Rules


Molly Rules is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Quotes
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Girl at club: "Hey! Do you want to party with us? Are you into molly?"

Kimmy Schmidt: "Am I? She’s my favorite American Girl doll."
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Eau de Toilette


Eau de Toilette is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Quotes
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Kimmy Schmidt: "Your comforter smells terrible."

Titus Andromedon: "It's my cologne - Dutch Oven."
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Beef Jerky in a Ball Gown


Beef Jerky in a Ball Gown is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Quotes
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Titus Andromedon: "I'm pretty, but tough like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown."
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Pinot Noir


Pinot Noir is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Quotes
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Titus Andromedon: "I will be performing a wholly original song. The idea came to me in a dream last afternoon. It's called Pinot Noir..."

Lillian Kaushtupper: "Classy."

Titus Andromedon: "...An Ode to Black Penis."

Lillian Kaushtupper: "I assumed."