The Funniest 'Wedding Crashers' Quotes

In 2005, the best Wedding Crashers quotes showed this was a very different kind of comedy than what audiences usually got at the time. R-rated romps weren't exactly known for being box office gold, but Wedding Crashers found an audience and took it all the way to the bank. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn turned out to be quite the comedic duo. The film about two friends who crash weddings and end up falling for two bridesmaids is still an enjoyable watch to this day with plenty of hilarious and famous lines that are instantly quotable. But which one of these Wedding Crashers quotes is the best? You get to help decide with your votes.

Which funny Wedding Crashers lines are your favorites? With the likes of Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, and Isla Fisher on this list, you can be certain you'll crack a smile as you vote on these quotes. 

  • The Meat Loaf
    Photo: New Line Cinema
    15 VOTES

    The Meat Loaf

    Chazz Reinhold: Mom! The meat loaf! F*ck!

  • 10 Percent Of Our Hearts
    Photo: New Line Cinema
    12 VOTES

    10 Percent Of Our Hearts

    John Beckwith: You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.

  • True Love
    Photo: New Line Cinema
    6 VOTES

    True Love

    Claire Cleary: True love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.

  • Play Like A Champion
    Photo: New Line Cinema
    8 VOTES

    Play Like A Champion

    Jeremy Grey: How many times you gonna do this sh*t? Rule #32: You don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse.

    John Beckwith: Rule #16: Give me an up-to-date family tree. That was your mistake. You made me look like an idiot.

    Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!